Procrastination

Every February the county sends out the forms for vehicle registration renewal, due by 31 March.
For almost the last ten years I've been on the ball about mailing them in in a timely manner, but this year I forgot all about it.
Even with the forms stuck on the front door (canary yellow), I kept forgetting them.

So here I stand with 100 or so other people standing in line on the last day.

Two cool dog blogs

I stumbled into Ranger's blog today, & he is one cool dog!
Go check him out. And you can find lots of other cool dogs in his links, too!

The other dog blog I found today is simply called Dogblog, & the author, a resident of San Francisco, captures images of all the dogs he sees there & posts them for the rest of the world's dog lovers to enjoy.

The New Mister White

This nice looking guy has lived with us for about three years or so. A former tom who showed up & made himself at home, he's put one person in the hospital, & has just about sent me there a few times as well.
Over the last few months he has become somewhat more sociable, taking an interest in the cooking that goes on, & occasionally rubbing against a leg as he passes on his way to be let out.
But this weekend, he did something brand new, that we've never experienced with him.

He PURRED! For the first time in all the years he's lived with us. Not a loud one — I only knew because I was rubbing his ears, & could feel his motor going along his throat.
I suppose that there's hope for him yet. But for God's sake, don't try & pick him up without some big-ass leather gloves on!

Growing Up? Or Just Growing Old?

We all left the gym early last night for our sort-of semi-annual dinner-out-with-dojo-funds, & found that our regular establishment, a nice restaurant for pizza, beer, et al. was packed, & that there was a long wait.
The group, being made up mostly of undergrads, decided on a place up the strip a ways that I hadn't been to in years, & didn't particularly want to go back to.
Said place is more of a bar that serves pizza, with pool tables & a variety of video games.

The pizza was cheap, & didn't taste too bad, but it was salty as all get out, & I'm still trying to drink enough water to make up for it.
The head instructor & I both noticed that it was a bit smoky, & that a beer, no matter how good, doesn't taste like itself out of a plastic pint "glass" — though none of that seemed to bother the younger crowd.
I tried to explain to a couple of the guys that when they were a few years older, they'd appreciate our sentiment, & our more developed taste. Then, blah, blah, blah, eyes glazing over as the old guy talks... .

I showered for the second time after my work out after getting home, just to get the bar smell off.

And a side of defibrillator!

 
The Bacon, Cheese and Beer Dog!
Here's some more crazy snacks from StuffMagazine.
This time, they hollow out a few hot dogs, fill them with cheese, wrap them in Bacon and deep fry them.... Mmmm... it's like a hot dog heart attack all in one convenient greasy little package!

Beer Madness

32 beers compete for the top seat

In the spirit of this single-elimination madness, Sunday Source puts 32 American beers to a blind taste test in our very own first annual (we hope) Beer Madness tournament.

WTF?!

Two days ago I was hanging out with the dogs, wearing shorts & a t-shirt, & today it's snowing again?
Thanks for the Global Climate Change, George!

Thirty things I have learned about sex from watching pR0n

• Women wear high heels to bed
• Men are never impotent
• When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory
• If a woman is caught masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her
• Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm
• Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle aged men
• Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob
• Women always have orgasm when men do
• A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket
• All women are noisy cummers
• Those tits are real
• A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt
• Men always groan "oh Yes" when they cum
• If there are two of them, they high five each other. (And the girl isn't disgusted)
• Double penetration makes women smile
• Asian men don't exist
• If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't beat the shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth
• Lesbians will always be delighted for a man to join in
• When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt
• Nurses suck patient's cocks
• Men always pull out
• When your girlfriend busts you for getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking you both
• Women never have headaches, or periods
• When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to suck it
• Assholes are clean
• A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all concerned
• Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
• When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head, and the other proudly on his hip
• Dorky guys never have to beg.

The Top 16 Rodeo Pick-Up Lines

• "Ain't no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off *you*, Darlin'."
• "Here's my number, call me if you need a few bucks."
• "Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin' freak.'"
• "Pardon me, Ma'am -- you and your friend there interested in a little team ropin'?"
• "I can see by your Wranglers that you're a Jewish man..."
• "Er, yeah... I *am* in the Village People."
• "How'd you like to put a pinch of *me* between your cheek and gum?"
• "Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'."
• "Got 8 seconds?"
• "Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- Honey, even I weren't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"
• "I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?"
• "You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged."
• "Honey, I *need* a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi."
• "Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?"
• "Mooooooooo."
• "That's right, I said '*and* the horse you rode in on.'"

Time to change cable companies!

 
MESA, Ariz. - Viewers of a news show broadcast on a Phoenix-area cable television station received a lot more than news — hard-core pornography started streaming into their living rooms, replacing a health show featuring former NBC News anchor Tom Brokaw.

Conditional Support

 
Courtesy of Defective Yeti.

Turkey reverses itself

At least for now.
I bet Dick Cheney was thrilled at the ban, though, just waiting 'til he could try something like that here — you know, just to stop all of those irritating free thinkers roaming the U.S.

It had to happen!

OJ enters the race.
Not for president, but to be the father of Anna Nicole's baby!

Giving new meaning to close-mindedness

 
Turkish court orders YouTube blocked

ISTANBUL, Turkey - A Turkish court ordered access to YouTube's Web site blocked on Wednesday, after a prosecutor recommended the ban because of videos allegedly insulting the founder of modern Turkey... .

Self esteem problems, Turkey? Just do like the George Bush & invade a random country after claiming they pose an imaginary threat!