29 November 2006
28 November 2006
Honesty comes to Craigslist!
Make me food while I drink beer. - m4w
I am a 23/M/beeroholic, looking for a woman to make me food... While I drink beer.
If you do a good job with cooking I will have sex with you. But only if I can still get it up.
You must be:
Sexy.
If your vagina is gaping, don't reply
No fatties.
18+ and have sensitive nipples.
My favorite foods:
Pizza, burgers, spaghetti, beer.
You may make any of these while I drink beer.
A Thanksgiving Budget
Here's how 1,000 calories add up (courtesy of the Lean Plate Club):
But I took a long walk later with the dogs!
And no comments at all on the earlier feast at work!
- about four ounces of turkey
- half a cup of stuffing
- salad
- green beans
- sweet potatoes
- cranberry sauce
- a roll
- a glass of wine
- and a slice of pumpkin pie.
But I took a long walk later with the dogs!
And no comments at all on the earlier feast at work!
27 November 2006
Not Spam?
I can't believe this text got past my spam filters!?
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Internet Explorer 7 Proves Buggy Already
Internet Explorer 7 Proves Buggy Already
IE 7 is not a panacea, in part because it still ties in to Windows for some of its work and can therefore pass along threats from buggy parts of the operating system (or other programs). We've seen a number of these types of problems recently, and now three more have been reported.
25 November 2006
22 November 2006
Finally, a good use for that internet thing!
Internet Extends Reach Of Bangladeshi Villagers - washingtonpost.com
Cellphone-Linked Computers Help Break Rural Isolation
21 November 2006
While I agree...
...that no one may care what I had for lunch, there is a wonderful catering company located in our building, & they had extra today from a senior citizens Thanksgiving luncheon.
Is it rude go back for seconds on free food, even if you have to walk down three flights of stairs?
I mean, I'll probably totally work off those mashed potatoes on my way back down, right?
And then there's that nice dessert plate that I need to take back to them... . Maybe they've moved the other desserts to a carryout plate by now.
All of which begs the question, "Is it still ala mode if you put banana pudding on your peach pie?"
Is it rude go back for seconds on free food, even if you have to walk down three flights of stairs?I mean, I'll probably totally work off those mashed potatoes on my way back down, right?
And then there's that nice dessert plate that I need to take back to them... . Maybe they've moved the other desserts to a carryout plate by now.
All of which begs the question, "Is it still ala mode if you put banana pudding on your peach pie?"
Childcare 101a
I sent this link to a couple of my co-workers.
One was upset because she thought it was an actual product.
Another was upset because he realized it wasn't!
One was upset because she thought it was an actual product.
Another was upset because he realized it wasn't!
20 November 2006
Apple's new mp3 player
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts, and not listening to them.
And give a whole new meaning to the term surround sound!
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts, and not listening to them.
And give a whole new meaning to the term surround sound!
17 November 2006
Sigh...
Toys for Tots will 
now accept talking Jesus dolls
I'm sure they'll be passing them out to all the Jesus loving boys girls in Baghdad this Christmas... .
now accept talking Jesus dollsI'm sure they'll be passing them out to all the Jesus loving boys girls in Baghdad this Christmas... .
Get one for everybody on your Christmas list!
The ever-popular Interchangeable Rectal Dummy
The set includes an adult lumbar torso, normal rectal unit, rectal cancer A unit, rectal cancer B unit, rectal unit with polyps, prostate model, endocervix model, a jar of Vaseline and a handy carrying case.
The four different rectal units can easily swap in and out.
Get yo palpation on, word.
The set includes an adult lumbar torso, normal rectal unit, rectal cancer A unit, rectal cancer B unit, rectal unit with polyps, prostate model, endocervix model, a jar of Vaseline and a handy carrying case.
The four different rectal units can easily swap in and out.
Get yo palpation on, word.
16 November 2006
Creepy or Cool?
LifeGem:
Memorial Diamonds created from a lock of hair or cremated remains.
I wonder what kind of carat weight per pound can you expect in return?
Memorial Diamonds created from a lock of hair or cremated remains.
To desire a LifeGem diamond can mean only one thing.
You have experienced a love without equal.
You have had someone truly special in your life and mere words simply will not do.
Love knows no boundaries.
Love knows no end.
I wonder what kind of carat weight per pound can you expect in return?
15 November 2006
Thanks, Bob!
I was talking with one of the receptionists in our office yesterday, & she mentioned that her husband had a couple of extra deer shoulders that he was trying to find homes for.
Of course, I jumped at that chance, & now thereis one are two four in the fridge!
Now we're trying to decide if we can cut it up ourselves, or if it would be wiser to take it to one of the local processing sites to have it done for us.
(Now that there are four of them in there instead of just one, I'm leaning towards letting the pros do the job for us... .)
From what I can find online, there is a shoulder roast (obviously), and the rest can come off the shank as stew meat, or burger.
And I know a couple of dogs who would just love to help out with the cleanup, too!
So thanks, Bob; we'll enjoy it immensely.
Of course, I jumped at that chance, & now there
Now we're trying to decide if we can cut it up ourselves, or if it would be wiser to take it to one of the local processing sites to have it done for us.
(Now that there are four of them in there instead of just one, I'm leaning towards letting the pros do the job for us... .)
From what I can find online, there is a shoulder roast (obviously), and the rest can come off the shank as stew meat, or burger.
And I know a couple of dogs who would just love to help out with the cleanup, too!
So thanks, Bob; we'll enjoy it immensely.
13 November 2006
More noise than I've heard in a while
Apparently my boss lost his wallet somewhere in the course of the late morning/early afternoon.
I can't remember the last time I've heard such nasty, angry language coming out of his office, especially since it wasn't work related!
I foresee tequila in his future.
I can't remember the last time I've heard such nasty, angry language coming out of his office, especially since it wasn't work related!
I foresee tequila in his future.
09 November 2006
The Way it Works (cont.)
So I finished their project in a 20 hour turn-around time, because it was sooo urgent.
That was a week ago, & they can't seem to get around to approving it for distribution
...
Because they have no idea how to treat people!
That was a week ago, & they can't seem to get around to approving it for distribution
...Because they have no idea how to treat people!
08 November 2006
Who knew?
I would never have guessed that they have a world championship competition... .
Now, how do I get tickets to the next event?
Now, how do I get tickets to the next event?
07 November 2006
02 November 2006
An Open Letter
This has been around for a while, but it's still true.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered.
Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not required.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered.
Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not required.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
- They live here. You don't.
- If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture.) - I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
- To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
- Eat less
- Don't ask for money all the time
- Are easier to train
- Normally come when called
- Never ask to drive the car
- Don't hang out with drug-using friends
- Don't smoke or drink
- Don't have to buy the latest fashions
- Don't want to wear your clothes
- Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
- If they get pregnant, you can sell (or give away) their children
01 November 2006
The Way it Works
A few weeks ago, one of our Graphic Designers approached me about an upcoming project; the new Pres wanted to send out an HTML newsletter & he would be working on the design, then sending it to me to get it to work.
In the past we have chosen not to send mass HTML email to our directory lists, because how it looks in the end is largely up to the user, & what client they use, how they've set their preferences. It's also generally accepted that HTML mailing lists should be opt-in, so that users are, in fact, getting what they want.
I checked with the designer a few times & he hadn't gotten any more info from the Great Poobah, so I tried not to think about it too much.
He called me at 4:00 this afternoon, & said that they had finally sent him the info he needed to get the layout going.
Oh, & by the way, they want to see something tomorrow... .
Idiots!
In the past we have chosen not to send mass HTML email to our directory lists, because how it looks in the end is largely up to the user, & what client they use, how they've set their preferences. It's also generally accepted that HTML mailing lists should be opt-in, so that users are, in fact, getting what they want.
I checked with the designer a few times & he hadn't gotten any more info from the Great Poobah, so I tried not to think about it too much.
He called me at 4:00 this afternoon, & said that they had finally sent him the info he needed to get the layout going.
Oh, & by the way, they want to see something tomorrow... .
Idiots!
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