24

• You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
• If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
• If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
• Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
• Every time you masturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not because you masturbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.
• Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
• Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
• Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
• 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
• Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days. Wait, that is a real fact.
• Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
• Jack Bauer let the dogs out.
• Superman wears Jack Bauer pyjamas.
• Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
• If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
• Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
• Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
• Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
• When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
• When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
• Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
• The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
• Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
• Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
• People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
• It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.
• Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
• Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why theres no life on Mars.
• When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer
• Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better fucking do it.

Caught red-handed!

With another girl.

If you see this security pop-up...

Don't click any options.
According to PC Magazine Winfixer looks like an authentic Windows security alert. However:

WinAntiSpyware and WinAntiVirus use aggressive advertising, drive sales using false positive results, and inappropriately collect personal data. Sunbelt Software's research center states that WinFixer uses false warnings to goad trial users into purchasing it. The eTrust Spyware Encyclopedia reports that it installs without the user's permission or knowledge, displays popup ads not related to the program itself, and uses false warnings of "severe system threats". Tenebril Software's Spyware Research Center hits these same themes, adding that it may permit execution of unsigned executable code. And of course that oh-so-polished warning screen was delivered to my test system by known malware.

Xtreme Ants Live Ant Habitat-Sports Park

Somehow I think the ants won't get the irony of this.

I can't believe alcohol was involved... .

NOT
Hiccups lead to two deaths

A bullet load of yum!

Dog Show USA -- Son Of A Gun

Tablet PC

Stanley learns to keep warm with my new tablet.

Damn!

Fur lined knickers banned

Adventure

A great twist on the very first computer game I ever played!
Hooray!!

Podcasts for everyone!

Gabcast introduces a new service to allow anyone to create & export podcasts for their site.

Pat Robertson apologizes

He may have apologized, & said that his comments were insensitive, but I don't see anywhere he says that his comments were wrong... .

Farewell to a Princess

We had a sad morning as we took our princess cat, Winnie, for one last trip to the vet.
She was almos fourteen years old, & the last of the four cats that J & I had when we first moved in together back in 1995.
Winnie has had health issues off & on for the last couple of years, but we were able to keep her feeling pretty well.
Just after Thanksgiving, though, she really stopped eating almost anything, & began losing weight. After a trip to the vet last week, & lots of tests, we found out she was jaundiced, & having liver problems.

She spent the week there, receiving IV fluids, but still not eating willingly for anyone. She came home with us yesterday to see if she would eat for us, in her own home, but our vet had already said that there really wasn't anything long term that could be done for her since her liver functions were continuing to go down hill.
She didn't show any interest in either food or water, but was happy to curl up with her mom and purr while getting loved on. Winnie spent the night on the bed between us, & this morning we decided that she was telling us she was ready to move on.

She was such a princess all her life, always grooming herself to look pretty & pushing other cats aside to get attention from whoever was on the sofa.
And now she can play with her brother again, and her little girl who was lost as a kitten.

We love you, Winnie, & know you'll come back to visit. Thank you for all of your love & purrs over the years.

That smell

Throughout the day today, I've gotten an occasional whiff of something not nice, but couldn't quite figure out what it was.
Then while I was on my cell phone with the wife I realized... the familiar & faint smell of cat Spray!!.
Apparently one of the guys — & I'm sure he knows who — sat on my phone as it sat on the shelf last night, and got a little something on there... . YUCK!!
Guess I'll clean the phone & the holster with a bit of peroxide tonight when I get home.