30 March 2005

Condolences & Love

To Wil Wheaton and his family on the loss of Felix.
My wife I have had many cats - and now dogs - come to live with us and share the joys of their lives over the years, and somehow it is never any easier when one of them dies and moves on.
Hang in there, Wil.

24 March 2005

Happy light

I just mounted my new Eclipse workstation Light, but am having a little trouble with the adjustment.
According to the instructions, I should adjust the reflective visor so that a pleasing ray of light falls over (my) work surface.
I'm not sure just how pleasing it's supposed to be, though... .

21 March 2005

Spring time

Now I remember why we didn't want to move; the mini skirt has come out of hibernation!

Warmth!

Yes! My office is nice and toasty this morning, thanks to the maintenance guys who took half the wall apart last Friday to figure why the heat wasn't working, and then got it working.
One thing we didn't take into account when designing my new desk is that it blocks access to the heater, & they're supposed to change those filters every three months! DOH!
I think, though, that if I take the back privacy panel off of that section of the desk that they can access it without my having to take the entire back half of the desk apart every time.

20 March 2005

And this, too, shall pass

It looks like BlackJack may be back to his old self. I gave him some of the cats' hairball remedy, & he was a little perkier after napping.
We took both boys for a walk to the park & while we were out, he passed something pretty nasty! And, yes, we're good doggy parents so we, & by we I mean I, cleaned it up.
He'll have dinner soon & I'll see how he does after that!

We met two dogs who came down the back side of their property to the fence, and they both appear to have had their vocal cords either removed or at least operated on so that they couldn't bark. I have heard of that being done to serious guard dogs so that they could sneak up on people, but I don't think that I've ever actually met a dog whose bark was just a whisper. Definitely a little weird, especially since they both were like that!
The boys found a deer (fawn) carcass, too -- yum -- but we managed to keep them off of it! I don't think that it had been poached, as it was fairly intact.
I'm sure that the vultures will do a good job with it, but I may call the county tomorrow in case they want to remove it.

Only part lab, but just as dense

He may only be ¼ lab, but BlackJack will still eat anything!
And this time,unfortunately, he doesn't seem to be able to get rid of it on his own :-(
He ate slowly this morning — which never happens — and then got sick almost immediately after, which is never a good sign.
We've given him two doses of an ipecac-type solution, which did make him throw up more, but no luck as yet with whatever is blocking his stomach.
We'll call the vet in the next couple of hours if he hasn't been able to take care of it, & go get him x-rayed to see what's in there.
The first time it ever happened, it was a fur covered cat toy mouse, but he was a much smaller puppy then. It's happened at least one other time, & that turned out to be a piece of a bone that he & Rudy had been working on.
I just hate to see him so miserable... .

19 March 2005

Well..

Of course, once I had pretty much decided to cancel the weekend class, I had more students than ever show up today(6). Maybe not a huge number, but if people are coming, they must be getting something from the class, right?
The weather is warming up, though, so now I'm thinking that we can move back outside again... . That would (hopefully) make it possible to take the boys with us on Saturday morning & tie them out on a tree while we have class, & then take them for a nice walk after. And the farmers' market will be starting up again soon, too, & they enjoy going there with us.
They are so much better behaved at home, too, when they get exercised regularly. Just like people!

I'll just have to figure it out, I suppose.

Decisions

I'm thinking about cancelling our Saturday Aikido classes, at least for a while.
J. & I are very busy now, & one or both of us are out of the house four evenings a week as it is.

A number of things aren't getting the attention they need.
My move to the new office doesn't help any, either, since I'm too far from the house to come home & run the dogs at lunch like I could before we moved.
Not having that little escape at lunch is making me more tired in the evenings, too. I didn't realize how good it had been for my stress levels!
Unfortunately, one of the things that isn't getting the attention that it needs is J., but now that the animals are all fed I'm going back to bed to take care of that!

15 March 2005

Geek-wa des

The wife & I started a conversational Japanese class last night, & look forward to being able to speak a little more by the time Tanaka Shihan arrives from Japan this summer.
It should be fun practicing with each other, & inflicting it on my aikido students for the next few weeks!

14 March 2005

Another neat map tool?

Going on a trip? Like Chick-Fil-A?
Try their trip planner. Windows only, sorry.

I found this link today when my father called from his huge rental car and asked me to find a Chick-Fil-A for him near Statesville.
He's a fan of their food, & can't get it where he lives in California. The last time he was out on this coast, he actually bought a suitcase full of cooked, flash frozen fillets from the local restaurant and took them home with him. Did I mention that he (and many other members of our gene pool) can be a little weird?

Happy Pi Day!

Science Safari: National Pi Day

13 March 2005

Well, well

We though it couldn't be done. But it was.
My wife actually managed to surprise me for my birthday — we won't say which one (birthday, not wife).
I have to admit that I thought something might be up as I was getting ready to go out to dinner at one of our favorite places, but let it go.
It turned out that the reservations were for four, which was pretty much a dead giveaway that she had invited someone else, but she wouldn't tell me who.
When said guests were already twenty minutes late I started to suspect that it might be someone related to me (that is genetic, though I've tried my best to overcome it in my lifetime).
And I have to admit that I was genuinely surprised when my father & his brother came through the door; a good surprise since Dad lives 3000 miles away. Now, my uncle only lives forty miles away, but Dad did need a place to stay while he's in town, so that makes sense.

I felt a little sorry for the waiter, a senior at Virginia Tech. Between my father & his brother & the way they carry on, I thought they'd cause the poor guy to have an aneurism, or worse. When my uncle — who will gladly tell anyone about how he put himself through college waiting tables — ordered a martini, and said,"... and no olive; if it gets near olive, I'll kill you", said waiter chuckled nervously and sped off to get drinks — probably stopping for one himself.
He returned, & when the martini was just about five inches above the table, he, my uncle, and myself all saw the evil green orb on a stick in the glass!
My uncle, who is a fairly burly guy for his age, practically roared,"What the hell is that?", and sent the waiter scurrying again for a fresh martini.

He certainly earned his tip, though, and when the kitchen ran out of raspberry sauce for two of the desserts that we ordered, he had them taken off the bill. A safe precaution on his part, to be sure, to ensure that he would live to see his graduation this spring.

Thanks, sweet; I love you!

10 March 2005

Oh, the Humanity!

When I see this headline, I picture the evil giants with large nets, casting them over the japanese roads to trap motorists and eat them... .
But I'm sure that Godzilla will rise from the foamy sea to save Tokyo again!

07 March 2005

Guard dogs

BlackJack displayed some behaviour this weekend that I don't think I've really noticed before.
The wife & I had the he & Rudy out for a walk & anytime a male who didn't have a dog got within 20 feet of us, BlackJack would go off on him.
It occurred to me that he didn't do that anytime recently when I had them out by myself. And he was fine when we were approached by couples, or by people with dogs. It seemed to only be lone men that he wanted to keep away from his mom!
It's nice to know that he's going to do the job of protecting her if she needs it – and I know from experience just how well he can get those teeth through the skin and let you know what he's thinkin'!

28 February 2005

Moving in

All moved in, mostly.
The move may have been last Tuesday, but there are still a pile of boxes in my new office to be unloaded around this monstrosity
.
That would be the result of spending all my time after the move setting up computers for everyone, re-setting all the printers to their new network addresses, and then re-setting up computers for various people who think they're important after their new desks arrived.
And new desks... do you see how freakin' huge that thing is!? And I'm sure it won't take long for me to get it covered, too, between my three machines, whatever I happen to be working on for someone else, and all the various projects happening at any given time.

The view is pretty sweet, though, & we all thank the gods that the photo studio offices are a little farther away! Now if she would only learn to pick up the phone & call to complain about the problem of the moment instead of walking all over trying to find whoever she thinks she needs. But I don't think she'll ever be cured of:
    putting a photo on the server
    emailing the person who needs it to tell them it's there,
    & then walking over to tell them that it's there & that's she's just emailed you about it!

18 February 2005

And we wonder...

why Muslims around the world still don't like us?
No matter how good the intentions of our policies may look on the surface, the military is still be a haven for racists & nationalists whose acts of stupidity continue to bring us down in the eyes of the world.

16 February 2005

M minus six

There are three types of people in our office concerning our move.
    The majority of the staff are looking forward to the move, and aren't too worried about logistics. They are, however, starting to be concerned about packing.
    A couple of people, most notably, my supervisor, are paranoid, & absolutely convinced that something major will go wrong & screw everything up once we're in the new space.
    And then there is me; I really don't give a rat's ass one way or another, as long my paycheck makes it to the bank!

15 February 2005

Oh, baby!

My arteries are clogging up just thinking about the hamdog
What's even better are the Google Ads on the page:

Cajun Deep Fried Turkeys
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Fried Turkey
& Authentic Cajun Turducken
.

Fired?

Wisconsin Man Says Beer Choice Cost Him Job.
Bitch-slapped maybe for drinking something so nasty, but not fired.
I bet the lawyers are queuing up outside his house!

14 February 2005

M minus eight

In just eight days we move to our new offices away from the main university campus, and into a remodeled insane asylum.
I'm still not sure how to take that, & haven't found out yet whether or not they've left the padding on on my office walls.
About half of our staff is excited about the move, and the rest of us are sure that something will go wrong, & we'll spend at least a week sitting on the floor as we work, waiting for our furniture to arrive.
I'm a little more concerned with getting the feng-shui right in my office, as there is a ghost in the wing from a nurse who died on the premises. That's lucky, I guess; the other end of the building houses the ghost of a patient who committed suicide by sneaking a gun into the ward when he was checked in.

Until then, there are boxes to be packed, furniture to be tagged – if it is going – & a strategy to be stratergerized for getting all fifty odd computers to the new offices and set up for everyone.

07 February 2005

Deluxe Eye Patch

Why is this sold as a pair?
You'd think it might be a little difficult to get around that way!

27 January 2005

Please Don't Feed the Animals...

A compelling sign from the Audubon Zoo in New Orleans! Posted by Hello

26 January 2005

Shepherd drove drunk sheep home

The sheep must be getting smart if the farmer has to get them drunk first!

22 January 2005

Oops! I don't think that's what they meant!

Boy Skins, Cooks Rabbit in Class

Sign of the times

The Fusco Brothers.

Wake up call

The gentleman in front of me at Starbucks this morning ordered a Viente latte... with five extra shots.
That's a total seven shots.

All I could say was, "Good luck with that."

21 January 2005

Warm, sunny New Orleans!

It's very nice to be out of the office & not dealing with everyone's "issues".

I suppose that it's not an actual vacation since the spousal unit is here for a conference, but there should be plenty of jazz & excellent food to be had before we go home.

... as much as I love the critters, it is soooo nice to have huge bed & not have to fight for space while I sleep.
And it's also nice not to have to push everyone off when we want to have sex! And when we're on vacation, that's fairly often :)

I think she'll blow off Sunday morning's events so we can spend a day playing tourist. Since there is, of course, way to much to see, we'll probably find one or two excellent things to do, including Bourbon Street, of course.
For some reason, I've been forbidden to go to the French Quarter alone... .

I was hoping to get to the local dojo while I'm here, but both of their instructors are out of town for a seminar with their shihan. What a bummer!

11 January 2005

They just keep coming.

I can't believe I didn't put this tidbit up here earlier.

One day after my last post, on Christmas eve morning - just before we left town, two more kittens showed up at the house. We're pretty sure that they're a niece and nephew of the little tuxedo cat, now known as Opus, even though they were older than Opus.


The nephew is white and black, and had an upper respiratory infection that sounded pretty bad.


The niece, a gray tabby, was obviously dehydrated, but very sweet.

The temperatures that week had been cold, & were going to be even colder, so I bundled them off to the vet for a weekend at the spa, so they could get a little healthier.

They were doing much better when I picked them up the following week, & fit right in with the rest of the crowd.

I finally got around to putting an ad in the paper, & their pictures online last Thursday. By Friday afternoon, I'd had five phone calls (and still getting more).

One woman definitely wanted Opus, so that just left the other two — Bandit & Misty.

Someone had called & wanted to come look at Misty, and his neighbor came with him. When she saw Bandit, she decided on the spot to take him home, even though her roommate is allergic! How great is that (for Bandit, not the roommate)?

Opus went to his new home later in the evening, & his mom came in just as they were getting ready to go. She watche me hand him over, and watched as her baby left the house. She must have understood, because she didn't spend anytime after that looking around for him, or crying for him to come to her as she usually would after coming back into the house.

We know that her oldest daughter, also a tuxedo cat, has a litter somewhere, but we haven't been able to find them yet. Sadly, one of those little ones got hit by a car yesterday near where we've been trying to rescue them, so we're going to be even more closely on the lookout.

23 December 2004

Rudy loves them, too.

A new kitten brought to our house by his Mom.
Rudy will be heartbroken when he finds a new home.

 Posted by Hello

21 December 2004

My email friends

I'm surprised at how many people I know with odd names:
  • Magnetism F. Wilcox
  • Manicured H. Rapine
  • Thoughtful H. Parboiled
  • Blunderer T. Alvin
  • Seemingly Q. Buford
  • Algebra K. Peacetime
  • Butane B. Dilly
  • Fri T. Sundries
And they all seem to have access to lots of hot girls that want to have sex with me tonight!

20 December 2004

First Lady Laura Bush's Recipe Box

From WHITEHOUSE.ORG. Now this looks like a <gag>tasty</gag> turkey!

19 November 2004

My karma's gone to the dogs

As I prepared to leave work yesterday evening with thoughts of how much studying I'd be able to get done at home, the spousal unit called to say that a very friendly beagle had met her as she was headed out to meet the boys! She had a collar, but no tags, and wanted to play.
Instead of coming home to a drink & study time, I came home to 3 smallish monsters tear-assing around the back yard.
Yes, she's sweet, and cute (and needs a bath, big-time!), but we can't say no, & we're not willing to send critters to the county pound where they'll be put down after a week or so.
But I really didn't have the energy to supervise three dogs, & she is an "everything chewable off the floor" dog. They finally wore themselves out & crashed, but I got almost nothing accomplished at all.
This morning, we're going to try and set up foster care for her through the woman that gave us Rudy this summer, or get her to another shelter nearby where she'll have a better chance of her owner finding her, or of being adopted.

Oh.. and then there's the momma cat and her little boy who met me on the steps the other evening... .

13 November 2004

Another great idea

Imagine walking into your favorite coffee shop -- not Starbucks -- and the camera at the door recognizes you as a regular, and prints your order for the barrista, with some leeway for you to not get that if you so desire.
My original idea was for a book of "mugshots" of regulars & their orders to be kept behind the counter, but the geek in me pushed it a little farther.
Just as long as we can keep the government out of the private databases of facial recognition!!

04 November 2004

Overheard in a voting line

"i think all the ones with the white headphones are voting for kerry."
Courtesy of Tequila Mockingbird.

01 November 2004

The price of aging

Before we left town last Saturday, I dropped one of the girls off at the vet so that she could get her antibiotics through the weekend, and be ready for her dental surgery today.
The vet called to tell me that she's doing fine, but that they had to take out three teeth; both of her upper canines, and one lower molar. The vet assures me, though, that Mushin will be able to continue to hunt... she'll just have to hold tighter with her paws :)
She'll be 10 years old sometime next spring, and continues to have a steady supplement of mice, rabbits, voles, bats, & flying squirrels in her diet, some of which she brings in to share with the puppies!
We'll pick her up this afternoon, and nurse her through what will surely be a somewhat painful recovery.
It will be good to see her, though, since I haven't seen her since Saturday morning -- I wonder how long it will take her to forgive us?

30 October 2004

The Worst Trip Ever...

Maybe the worst drive to C'ville ever!
We were almost to Natural Bridge, not quite half the way, when Rudy got sick in the back seat. I am so glad we bought the seat covers! That doesn't help the stink, though.
We stopped at the next exit to clean up at the gas station there, & while I did that J walked the boys in a field.
About the time that I was done, she came over & said, "BlackJack rolled in a pile of shit!"
So now we have a dog covered in crap, & a car that smells like dog vomit... . What a great combination, eh?
We found a hose & washed him off as best we could with paper towels.
Thankfully it was a nice day, because we drove the next 100 miles with the windows down, & the worst smelling non-farm vehicle in the state.
The boys got baths after our arrival, but if we hadn't been going for a family birthday, I would have just turned around & gone home!

23 October 2004

A Helping Hand

We're spending the day helping M* run his graduate experiment on freshman engineering students.
These kids are, for the most part, very focused.
If this random group is representative, then the freshman class is one quarter women ? and about half of those are pretty darn cute, especially the little blonde in the corner with the blouse off the shoulder thing goin' on...

When testing the first set, two of eight bridges failed, but as one of the girls whose bridge failed noted, "At least it's pretty!"
And they wonder why it took women so long to break into the engineering field?
Ah, they've just discovered the caffeine & sugar... Things should pick up ;-)

05 October 2004

The Boys


BlackJack & Rudy napping after a ruff afternoon
playing chase-me at the local dog park! Posted by Hello

02 October 2004

seen on campus

A young couple walking hand in hand down the sidewalk.
Each carrying on separate conversations on their cell phones... .

07 August 2004

On the Road

Day 4...
Mom gets to go home this morning!
J. was great & stayed @ the house "being domestic" while I'm here with Mom waiting for all the paperwork, etc. before
My sister will hopefully arrive in town within the next couple of hours, & we get together on what needs to happen over the next few days while she's in town.

The doc said that Mom will probably be in her brace for up to 4 months before getting it off, which is going to make it hard for her to get around.

I'm more worried about her trying to get up and down the steps since she can't move her head up & down to see.

06 August 2004

On the Road

Day 3...
Mom is still in the hospital, but it looks like she will be able to go home tomorrow.
There was talk of transferring her to a rehab unit for as long as twelve days, but now it looks like she can have home-care come & do PT every other day or so for that time.
My sister will be up tomorrow, & I'm sure she'll have her hands full trying to keep Mom from doing too much.

It's hard for me to see Mom having such difficulty, but she'll have much less pain when all is said & done.

The biggest positive, I think — aside from fixing her spine — is that she finally has to stop smoking. Unfortunately, she can't use the nicotine patches, either, & has to stop 'cold turkey'.

J has been wonderful to have here, staying over @ the hospital the 1st night & giving Mom a soothing foot massage last night. She's at Mom's house working on the first dinner we haven't eaten out!
We're hoping to get all the shopping done that we need to in the morning, too.

05 August 2004

On the Road

Day 2...
J stayed with Mom last night, & I'm grateful, as was Mom.
I'm sure J will need to catch up on her sleep, though I got a little more sleep than the night before.

04 August 2004

On the Road

Day 1...
We're at the hospital waiting while Mom is in surgery. There are two procedures one from the front to replace the bone, & one from the back to put in a hinge to replace the torn ligament.
The entire operation is expected to take almost six hours, (it's been about two hours already).
The first update from the surgery nurse was positive, & we'll get those every hour or so.
J. has gone back to the house to walk the dogs & have a nap; she'll be back here later after mom is awake.

I still haven't gotten much sleep, though, & I'm definitely feeling it.
On Monday, we were both up late working on things & only got about four hours of sleep.
After driving for a couple of hours yesterday, J. took over & I expected to drop right off.
Alas, 'twas not to be. I dozed for about 15 minutes and that was it.
We got in late after a couple of delays — including a stray dog (more on him later) — and only got about 5 hours of sleep last night.
I'm hoping to catch a little snooze here in the waiting room, but it's looking doubtful with all the comings & goings and noise.

!! It's 2:50, and the first part of the surgery is done. They're in the process of getting everything switched around for the second part.
I'm sure that when this is all done and I'm rested, the enormity of this whole deal will catch up with me... .

03 August 2004

On the Road

We're on 40 West on our way to stay with my mom while she has surgery.
She fell a couple of months ago, & after going around with the doctors, finally getting someone to do an MRI.
It turns out she has two cracked vertabrae ? C7 & T1.

I really hope that I can catch up on my sleep tonight after we get there.

24 July 2004

more new things

We've learned a little more about what mixes BlackJack has in him today. It turns out that his new toy doesn't float, so he stuck his head under the water and started blowing bubbles, just like a big, silly black lab! And upon closer inspection, he definitely has webbed feet.
That goes a little further towards explaining why he's such an oddly sized dog &emdash; too big to be small, and too little to be medium!!

22 July 2004

McCain for Vice President?

Speaking at a rally in San Diego on Sunday, Sen. McCain had this to say about the vice presidency:
I spent a number of years in a North Vietnamese prison camp in the dark and (was) fed scraps, and I don't know why I would want to do that all over again.
Somehow I gather that he's just not too excited about that position!

14 July 2004

Seen nearby

Bumper Sticker on a car at the Post Office:
"Lord, Deliver me from your followers".

13 July 2004

Belief-O-Matic

From BeliefNet.
My results:
  • Mahayana Buddhism (100%)

  • Unitarian Universalism (97%)

  • Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (93%)

  • Theravada Buddhism (89%)

  • Liberal Quakers (88%)

  • New Age (88%)

  • Neo-Pagan (87%)

  • Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)

  • Taoism (85%)

  • New Thought (82%)

  • Hinduism (77%)

  • Scientology (76%)

  • Bahá'í Faith (66%)

  • Jainism (63%)

  • Orthodox Quaker (58%)

  • Secular Humanism (56%)

  • Sikhism (50%)

  • Reform Judaism (48%)

  • Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (47%)

  • Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (38%)

  • Jehovah's Witness (35%)

  • Nontheist (31%)

  • Seventh Day Adventist (25%)

  • Orthodox Judaism (24%)

  • Islam (19%)

  • Eastern Orthodox (12%)

  • Roman Catholic (12%
Which am I least familiar with?
Number 1, of course, but you can read more here.

08 July 2004

'Tis the Season

Over the last few days, the wife & I have picked almost a pint of blackberries each day from the bushes just off of our back deck!
They've made their way down from the fence at the top of the hill over the last 6 years, and even though they are a bit of a pain to have right in the yard, it is so worth it.
BlackJack liked the black raspberries when they were in season, but the blackberries are a little too tart for him. He stil tries to help, though, occasionally grabbing one off the lower part of a bush and then dropping it after he gets a taste. Such a good little helper!!
There's going to be some tasty cobbler soon....

07 July 2004

12 June 2004

Life in Reverse

I think we did it backwards last night... .
We had some really hot sex, followed by a movie, then dinner?!

08 June 2004

update

Good news! We found out today that Stray puppy #2 (see below) found a new home. It's always a nice feeling when someone takes in an abandoned pet & makes them feel wanted.
Now if I could just find a nice firm blonde to do the same for me. =)

31 May 2004

Dogs, dogs, dogs…

How do they find us?
Over the weekend, we had not one, but two temporary dogs to look out for.
The first, a pretty brown husky, had slipped from her person's car in a parking lot on Saturday and wandered across a busy street near downtown. It took four people following her for about ten minutes to finally get a hold of her and we gave her a drink. The number on her tag had been disconnected, which sent us into a state of worry about what to do with her. The dog got a little antsy as we waited and wondered, so my wife took her for a walk ∼ yes, I keep a spare leash in the car (as well as puppy and cat treats). Luckily my wife happened across someone who knew the dog and its owner, and we tracked her person to a nearby hair salon. (whew)

Number two wasn't so easy. This morning I looked out the back window to see a medium size black dog with a docked tail looking around.
With some coaxing (and a biscuit) I got a hold of him, and could see that he had had a collar on, but must have slipped it. It was obvious, too, that he was fairly young, maybe seven months, but was going to grow into a monster. As we watched him, we figured he was possibly a husky | german shepherd mix. We closed off the back porch, and let BlackJack out to play with him ∼ a bonus for everyone. I made numerous phone calls through the day, but couldn't find anyone looking for him, so we reluctantly brought him to the city animal shelter. They do have a good partnership with a local group that takes care of animals that have been there for more than a few days, so I do feel confident that he'll either find his original home, or get a good new one.
It was pretty clear that he hadn't had much obedience training, but he was very sweet and eager to please, like all good puppies!

30 May 2004

Just strange

What kinds of things will make a waiter look at you funny?
For starters when two people of average size split a meal. I mean actually share the entree. Nutritionists & dieticians go on and on about how portion size affects obesity in America. And it's not cheap to eat out, either. With that in mind my wife & I often share a meal, as much to save money as to minimize our leftovers and growth.
Last night we shared an appetizer — chicken quesidilla, and then the entree — a 12 ounce Sirloin that was,admittedly, quite tasty. Having a 12 ounce steak on the menu makes it seem like a pretty normal serving, yeah? But how many folks out there actually eat that type of portion (and live past 50 to tell the tale)?
We still took enough home to split the remainder for lunch today! No wonder America is obese!!
I will admit that maybe we deserve the funny looks when we split the daquiri with the appetizer, thought it was served in a pint glass that would have done either one of us in, and the beer we split with the steak — again, a pint of lager.
And talk about huge, we split dessert, some incredibly to die for chocolate cake. Took some of that home, too, and had part of the remainder after lunch (though my wife was the real dessert, and still have a bit left for after dinner tonight.
So for our $50.00 we got four individual meals, with dessert… . Not too bad, I suppose.

19 May 2004

Who thinks this is a baaadd idea?

Indonesian district chief frees 100 snakes to catch rats

Poetic spam

I received this incredibly moving poem in my email today:

Believe me.
You may give her flowers and presents.
You may take care of her and love her.
But the best you may make for is to be the #1 10ver.
C1a2li3s will help you. Get er[ect[10n whenever you want.


Did I mention that it moved me to throw up?

18 May 2004

Subject line of the week

"s-a-v-e a lot! Be sensible eaten"

10 May 2004

ahh...

Weellll.. Seems that dogs actually cannot get poison ivy, and BlackJack has a bacterial infection that he picked up running through the wet grass somewhere.
:-(

He went where?

Now.. I've known for a long time that if your dog rubs on poison ivy, the oils can rub off on you.
But I've never seen a dog actually get poison ivy!
I noticed a little bump on BlackJack's belly on Friday, and thought maybe some bugbite was irritating him. Then yesterday morning, we found them all over his cute little belly, and realized what it was.
We're off the vet momentarily to get a cortisone shot, and probably some more Benadryl for the itching.
Poor guy; I guess that's the disadvantage of those short little legs.

07 May 2004

04 May 2004

Stonehenge Lives

Stonehenge - Aotearoa.
For millennia people have gazed in awe at Stonehenge, often totally unaware of how structures such as this were used. Stonehenge Aotearoa will be a full-scale working adaptation of Stonehenge that is intended to inspire New Zealanders young and old, to explore and experience for themselves how technologies of ancient times were used, and still can be used, to give practical and detailed information on the seasons, time and navigation.

05 April 2004

Walmart screws customers

Okay, not a shocking headline to most. But it made sense after my mortgage payment failed to clear the bank last Friday!
Seems that April 1st & 2nd (an April Fool's hack, maybe?), Walmart's computers triple charged Visa & Mastercard customers.
Along with the triplicate charges, I also received $50 in fees from the bank, and -- before the facts were in -- a tongue lashing from the spousal unit concerning my fiduciary irresponsibility!
After calling the hotline set up by Wally World (I can see the non-English speaking call-center employee now, sitting at a desk with a red phone on it), they agreed to cover the bank fees and send a $25 gift card for said SuperScrew Center.

31 March 2004

Affiliations

Sensei & I often discuss the pros & (mostly) cons of having our dojo on the university campus.
The biggest frustration we have, of course, is the constant turnover in students.
That we give them a good foundation for them to go on with is nice, but the fact that we produce so few yudansha can be a letdown.
Were we to move our dojo off campus into town, I believe that our numbers would go up, & that we would have more long term students.

That gets to the part that is frustrating for me, personally.
The way we are structured under T. Shihan, it seems very difficult for anyone to go beyond Sandan in the American schools.
Our only Yondan, who is now not training due to health problems, received his promotion after an extended trip to Japan to train at the xyz hombu. And since T. Shihan does all yudansha promotions himself, unlike a fair number of other organizations, there seems very little long term room for growth.

I don't worry about this for myself, but I do feel that if we start gaining students who stay at the dojo for 10 or 12 years (as I have now), that they will feel frustrated when they hit the tatami ceiling, and look for somwhere else to train.

19 March 2004

Quandary

Some background info: a couple of years ago I had a supervisor who it turns out was having an affair with one of my co-workers -- she was his supervisor also. While a couple of folks may have had vague suspicions, I don't think anyone knew it was going on.
She was also a fellow student in a martial arts class, and was missing one night a week or so, telling us she was taking a class through the local YMCA, which is not uncommon for people to do.
Well, everything blew up eventually. She had told her husband that she was travelling to a martial arts seminar with me and my wife, then staying overnight. Of course, she was spending the night with her lover, and her husband happened to call me a couple of days later to ask about it. So I was the guy on the phone with him when his wife's affair came to light.

Now I've inadvertantly found out that two of the married folks in our office are probably having an affair, though of course I don't know for sure. And the question is do I keep my nose out of it & hope it blows over? Or let them know that other people might be finding out...? I have no idea.

17 March 2004

Long Day

Today looks like it probably won't be a great one. On top of trying to finish two projects in the office -- and being distracted by Dave Barry's efforts to help us get more done in the office -- my mother-in-law is going in for a biopsy today on a mass they found in her pelvis over the weekend. No one thinks that it is malignant, but she told J that she does expect to have to have a hysterectomy. I'm not sure if that will be soon, as in the next couple of weeks, or sometime this spring, but certainly, we'll take some time off to help her recovery.
And the vet called yesterday to let us know that Cyrano's ashes are back at the clinic whenever we're ready to come for them. I'm sure that won't be as easy as it feels like it will be.

In our house there we have a small altar set up, and it seems to be filling up with containers of our pets' remains. Cyrano's will be the fourth. We've talked about combining all of them into one urn, which I seem to remember being a tribal custom from somewhere in South America, though I could be wrong. Either way, I like the idea of them being all together again.

15 March 2004

Oops!

Okay, so I may have been in a bit of a hurry this morning when L. asked me to re-install Outlook since she's been having calendar issues with the server. And I may have been a little distracted by my mother-in-law's news of a mass found in her pelvis that she'll have to have biopsied in the next few days.
But, it's still my problem that a possibly huge quantity of saved mail & info was lost. It's hard not to think that she is exaggerating some, as she often does, but I do still feel pretty bad about it; that's pretty much a rookie tech support mistake that I haven't made in years! And I'm sure I'll have to take some flack for it, as well, but I'll just have to choke it down and get on with other work.

11 March 2004

Cyrano

As I've thought more about Cyrano over the last day or so, I realize that he was ready to go and had been letting us know in his own way. Over the last few weeks, we had been seeing less & less of him as he stayed by himself, usually in a nice warm spot in the closet.

J mentioned on Monday morning (just after he had died) that she had dreamed about him, & that he had seemed like his old self. I find that comforting, & I hope that he didn't feel that we were making him stay longer than he wanted by giving him special diets, fluids, etc. to keep his strength up.

The tag from his collar is on my key chain next to his best friend's Solomon's, & though I miss them both, I'm happy to know that they're able to cuddle & give each other baths again like they used to.
I'll have to find a picture of them together to post.

09 March 2004

For Cyrano

    Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

    When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

    All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

    They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

    You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

    Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....

    Author unknown...

My feline masseuse and good buddy Cyrano has been sick for a few months now with CRF (Chronic Renal Failure), and we lost him Sunday night.
The part that hurts is that we didn't find him until this morning. Apparently, on Sunday when the weather was nice, he got into my wife's car through the sunroof, and I didn't see him when the weather turned and I closed it!
As cold as it got on Sunday night, I'm sure he just fell asleep and didn't wake up. At least I hope so -- it would break my heart to think that he was trying to get out and couldn't!
We started looking for him Sunday evening, & by last night had pretty well figured out that he had gone off somewhere to die.
Then this morning as she was getting into her car, I could see him underneath and behind the passenger seat; J's very upset, because that means he was in there yesterday when she went to work! But he's always been hard to find because of his dark coat, & we used to call him the stealth kitty :)
But I know he's getting a nice bath from his buddy Solomon again at the rainbow bridge after being apart from him for too long.

04 March 2004

Hard Times

I realized last night how concerned I am becoming about Cyrano as he continues to lose weight. He's almost 10 now - as old as Solomon was when he left us...
But I'm sure he will know what's best for him.

07 January 2004

Shiner

Winter is back, with a vengeance.

It was 11 degrees this morning, so I figured I'd let the cars warm up a bit before we each went our separate ways to work.
I started mine, then got out to start the wife's. It was so cold (how cold was it?) that I was wearing my heavy mittens, which slipped off the car door as I closing it and turning around at the same time.

The result? A nice shiner under my right eye where the corner of the door caught me hard enough to draw blood. The cold numbed it for a while, but by lunch, I was really able to feel it, and it hurts like hell!

25 November 2003

Aarrgh

I'm flying to Chicago for a conference in two weeks, & staying in a hotel that's only about 15 minutes from Midway Airport.
So, of course, the purchasing office booked me into O'Hare International, which is on the other side of the freakin' city! And since it's a non-refundable ticket, I'm stuck with it.
There is plenty of time, so that's not an issue; it's just a pain in my tookus!

30 October 2003

party night

They must have been hard at it while we were asleep last night. I awoke to find one mouse running around the bathtub, where apparently he had been put to be used as a snack later, and the wings and feathers of at least one bird all around the living room and kitchen!
You'd think we don't feed them at all. I do wonder, though, if the Calico isn't trying to be nice by bringing in food for Blackjack. He is too young to hunt on his own, after all, and has already consumed at least one mouse!

16 October 2003

What Breed?

There is some speculation after looking at BlackJack that maybe he is a Jack-Russell | Dachsund mix. I can see that, I guess.
He's got a good sniffer, loves to dig, and has already eaten at least one mouse!
I was surprised to find that Jack Russell Terriers are named after John Russell... . In what universe did someone decide that Jack is short for John?!

Meet BlackJack!

These are a few quick pics of BlackJack, the newest member of our household.
He's a dachsund mix, weighing in at 7 pounds -- he's 14 weeks old now -- that we found hiding behind his water bowl at the County pound. I can't believe that anyone would leave such a sweet shy boy.
He's a sweetie, though the cats aren't convinced of it just yet!

He got the name because when I called the vet for his first appointment they asked if he had a name. When I said, "No", they said they'd just add him to our file... and that he was number 21 for us!

Somewhere along the way, the pictures got moved/lost... sorry!

15 October 2003

suspicious mail

Today in the mailbox that holds messages caught by my spam filter is this one:

    Hello,
    If you hate Spam like I do, you owe it to your self (sic) to try this program, and forward this email to all of your friends who also hate Spam or as many people possible.
Thought they could fool me, huh?

26 August 2003

Which Monty Python Character Are you?

rabbit
Mean lil fellow, aren't you?

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Subject line of the week

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    Buy drugs, Heroin, Tomohawk(sic) rockets, cocaine and other shit

20 August 2003

Safety first...

City chiefs to monitor 'dominatrix' workshops.
Maybe it will be more exciting for them to be watched while someone is spanking them?

Only one month....

Until National Talk like a Pirate Day, 2003!!!
Buy all your pirate gear now.

18 August 2003

very sad

Some days it can suck to be an animal lover, ya know?
And today is one of those days.

Last night our very sweet and youngest orange kitten, bear, little bear
managed to get out in the road and get hit by a car going too fast for this residential area.
Every year we find a stray or two and find homes for them.
And sometimes either my wife or I just get taken with one and have to keep them.

This is just what happened with Bear, so named because as little as he was at first, he would stand up on his hind legs like a bear to try and look ferocious to the much larger adults in the house.
My wife is crazy in love with him, and is just beside herself with grief, and it's so hard to close my eyes and not see it happening all over again. And trying not to ask that question of ourselves, "What could we have done to stop it?"

I'm sure there are plenty of different answers, but we know that none of them will bring him back to us.
We have been blessed with wonderful companions since we've known each other, and I do know that Bear is getting a nice bath from Solomon and that they both will watch over us and the rest of their friends here.

His best buddy, Stanley, has been looking for him some today, as has Mushin, who brought him fresh food from outside to eat :-)
We've given them, and us, homeopathic remedies to help with the loss of our guy, and we know that we'll recover over time.

When they're growing up, time seems to go too fast, but when they're gone, everything seems to drag so slowly, doesn't it?

10 August 2003

catching up

My wife got back from her trip to Kauai on Thursday, & I'm getting a break from "catching up" .