Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts

05 July 2012

One week

One week tomorrow since our power went out. The dogs are miserable, we're miserable, & the weather continues to be hot & humid! Aargh!

01 November 2011

Really, dude?

Received a pic from a former associate's Halloween party.. Could have lost my job over that image.

And even if that really was him, I'm not at all familiar with that part of his anatomy...!

24 August 2011

A Christian Plot for Domination?

Yeah, these people just scare the crap out of me...

16 December 2009

30 October 2009

You know...

I'm all for respecting other people's religious views, but WTF, BBQ?!
Iraqi man accused of running down daughter found in Atlanta.
(CNN) -- Authorities said Friday that an Iraqi man, accused of running down his daughter in Arizona because she had become "too Westernized," has been taken into custody in Atlanta, Georgia.

26 October 2009

A great comic!

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

17 January 2009

So glad they cleared that up!

Top Saudi cleric: OK to wed young girls - CNN.com
A girl aged 10 or 12 can be married. Those who think she's too young are wrong and they are being unfair to her."

29 October 2008

In Case You Weren't Scared Enough

Palin on "Fruit Fly Research"
"Where does a lot of that earmark money end up, anyway? [...] You've heard about, um, these -- some of these pet projects they really don't make a whole lot of sense, and sometimes these dollars they go to projects having little or nothing to do with the public good. Things like fruit fly research in Paris, France. I kid you not!"

It's hard to know where to begin deconstructing this statement. This was a speech on autism, and Palin's critics have pounced on the fact that a recent study of Drosophila fruit flies showed that a protein called neurexin is essential for proper neurological function -- a discovery with clear implications for autism research.

13 October 2008

Careful where you point that thing!

Those Canadian women are tough!!

05 October 2008

Subject line of the Day

Upsize your hotdog into a French loaf

12 August 2008

Doing a Heck of a Job! (?)

Underground FEMA fuel tanks could leak:
WASHINGTON - The government owns hundreds of underground fuel tanks — many designed for emergencies back in the Cold War — that need to be inspected for leaks of hazardous substances that could be making local water undrinkable.

The Federal Emergency Management Agency has known since at least the 1990s that tanks under its supervision around the country could be leaking fuel into soil and groundwater, according to Associated Press interviews and research.

The agency knows of at least 150 underground tanks that need to be inspected for leaks, according to spokeswoman Debbie Wing. FEMA also is trying to determine by September whether an additional 124 tanks are underground or above ground and whether they are leaking.

05 August 2008

Seen at the Blood Center...

A young pregnant woman bummin' a smoke & a lighter.
WTFBBQ?!

11 June 2008

Stimulate this!

Like many Americans, we're awaiting the arrival of our stimulus check... . All $4.36 of it!

Seems the Treasury Department feels that it's in our best interest that they take the rest of what we've been paying monthly for our 2006 taxes, instead of letting us actually use the stimulus check for something important, say... paying down our debt?
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Who am I kidding, this Administration doesn't know squat about paying down debt... .

It turns out that quite a few states are also taking part in this offset program. And it turns out that a lot of people are pretty pissed about it, too.

The real test will be next month, when the IRS is not supposed to withdraw any money from my bank account to continue our repayment schedule, which was working just fine for us, BTW.

06 May 2008

Florida, Land of Idiots?

LAND 'O LAKES, Fla. -- A substitute teacher in Pasco County has lost his job after being accused of wizardry.

Teacher Jim Piculas does a magic trick where a toothpick disappears and then reappears.

Piculas recently did the 30-second trick in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes.

Piculas said he then got a call from the supervisor of teachers, saying he'd been accused of wizardry.

"I get a call the middle of the day from head of supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue, you can't take any more assignments you need to come in right away,'" he said.

Piculas said he did not know f any other accusations that would have led to the action.

The teacher said he is concerned that the incident may prevent him from getting future jobs.

13 March 2008

Partial conversations...

As I entered the elevator yesterday, heading out from work, two guys got off on our floor.
As the door closed, I heard one of them tell the other, "They keep the baby delivering machines down in the basement."

I may not know what a baby delivering machine is, but I'm pretty sure that we don't have any in our offices.

31 August 2007

Subject Line of the Day

Monster erectile power
I'm not sure I even want to picture that... .

24 August 2007

Someone's going to have fun!

I went to the grocery store across the street at lunch today to get some allergy medicine...
The guy in front of me at the checkout had:
  • a bottle of Cold Duck
  • a bottle of white wine
  • a box of club crackers
  • a block of cheese
  • a can of Reddi Whip
I understand everything except the Cold Duck..

03 December 2006

Kansas Outlaws evolution!

Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution

The Onion

Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution

TOPEKA, KS—Any living being that undergoes genetic modification favoring survival could face jail time under the new law.

08 September 2006

Keepin' up with the Times

I had an email today from my father, telling us all that he's finally figured out how to store phone numbers in his cell phone, so we should all get that information to him to have.
And he's only had the phone for two years! Laughing and pointing