My email friends

I'm surprised at how many people I know with odd names:

• Magnetism F. Wilcox
• Manicured H. Rapine
• Thoughtful H. Parboiled
• Blunderer T. Alvin
• Seemingly Q. Buford
• Algebra K. Peacetime
• Butane B. Dilly
• Fri T. Sundries

And they all seem to have access to lots of hot girls that want to have sex with me tonight!