The Top 16 Rodeo Pick-Up Lines

• "Ain't no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off *you*, Darlin'."
• "Here's my number, call me if you need a few bucks."
• "Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin' freak.'"
• "Pardon me, Ma'am -- you and your friend there interested in a little team ropin'?"
• "I can see by your Wranglers that you're a Jewish man..."
• "Er, yeah... I *am* in the Village People."
• "How'd you like to put a pinch of *me* between your cheek and gum?"
• "Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'."
• "Got 8 seconds?"
• "Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- Honey, even I weren't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"
• "I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?"
• "You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged."
• "Honey, I *need* a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi."
• "Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?"
• "Mooooooooo."
• "That's right, I said '*and* the horse you rode in on.'"