I went to High School with guys like this!

That Reminds me, I have to go let Mom out of the Stocks

Hick coworker #1: There was nuthin' wrong with slavery. My family had slaves. They was like family.

Hick coworker #2: I know, I agree. My family's slaves didn't leave after emaciation because they were happy. We treated them like family.

Athens, Georgia
Overheard by: Happy I moved to a blue state
via Overheard in the Office, Oct 19, 2006